I have written 3 novels, two in English, one in German, and have made tentative starts to one or two others. I have also written approximately a dozen short stories and have sketched ideas for about ten more. For a number of years now, I have been playing around with an idea for a soap opera (desperate attempt to gatecrash the business).
Precious little of this work has ever seen the light of day in published form, in fact the only things published and paid for have been two erotic stories, which appeared in the late 1980s in a now-defunct magazine called "Forum". My opinions regarding publishers and agents appear elsewhere, namely here (Link to Likes & Dislikes, as soon as that gets started).
In the unlikely event that any publishers / agents – or in fact anyone in a position of power in the literary world, including established writers – chance upon this page, they are very welcome to get in touch.