OK, my only real beef with this guy is that he's so disgustingly rich ... even I have been known to perform "In The Air Tonight" myself, but only because it's so piss easy to play on the guitar (sue me for the royalties, Phil, I reckon you'd get about thruppence).

Do not buy Phil Collins records (which are pretty odious anyway)!
Do not pay for his concert tickets! They should all be free!

All he does is soak up the disposable income of the masses so that more interesting
artists can't sell their stuff ...

Only saving grace (but it won't stop the chimp): he played some excellent drums on John Martyn's seminal LP "Grace and Danger".