Don't Let This Happen To You!
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.


In a Yugoslavian hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.


In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.


I
n Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance,
                                            men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.


In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.


At the dry cleaners:  We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.


On a shampoo bottle: Use repeatedly for severe damage.



Outside a tailor shop: Ladies have fits upstairs.


On a bottle of medicine:  Known to cure itching, colds, stomachs, brains, and other diseases.


In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.


In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.

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